if your profile includes any combination of the following:

• a picture of you wearing a black, short-sleeved, button-up shirt with flames.
• the tagline "divorce: future tense of marriage"
• well over 700 words... and no punctuation.
• the word chemistry spelled "kemistry"
• a picture taken with your phone of yourself in the bathroom without a shirt on.

You might need more help getting a date than Match.com can provide.

In other news, Match.com recently (I think) invented a fantastic little feature called "message filtering". So now I automatically have mail from anyone over 30 and/or shorter than 5'11 put away in a little pile where I never have to see them! Unless I choose to dig into the folder, and I'm not quite there yet. You can do this for almost any criteria. Religion, education, smoking habits, etc.

Unfortunately you can't filter for poor spelling. And pictures with short-sleeved button up shirts with flames. Maybe they can add that to the filters? I will make the suggestion.

Tell me readers, what would YOU filter?

XOXO

Ms. Matched